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AI Slop Pig
WHY YOU'RE GETTING AI SLOP
This creative addresses people who've seen generic, robotic, or disappointing AI-generated marketing.
The grotesque pig represents the perception of agencies profiting while delivering low-quality output.
The accompanying copy explains why our approach involves considerably more than asking a chatbot to write an ad.
Business knowledge bases, customer research, brand voice, specialized training, established workflows, editing, and human review all contribute to the process.
The campaign then invites people to examine examples of the work and judge the quality for themselves.
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Headline: There's a Reason Your AI Copy Sounds Like AI.
Ever wonder why so much AI-generated marketing is complete slop?
The generic Facebook ads. The robotic emails. The landing pages that sound like they were written by somebody who's never actually sold anything.
You can almost smell the ChatGPT coming off the screen.
And here's what's frustrating...
You KNOW AI is capable of doing some pretty incredible things.
But when you try using it for your own marketing, the results often aren't anything you'd want to put in front of your customers.
I had a client who was comparing the copy my AI workforce was writing for her business to the copy she was getting from her own AI.
Same business. Same products. Same customers.
But she couldn't figure out why the copy coming from my system was consistently so much better.
Then I showed her what was happening behind the scenes.
Her reaction?
"Holy crap. No wonder!"
See, I've been writing marketing copy for over 20 years, and I've been managing Meta advertising campaigns for clients since 2013.
Over that time, I've managed more than $121 million in Meta ad spend across 158 companies.
And over the last several months, I've been building something I've wanted for a very long time...
My own AI marketing agency workforce.
Not just a chatbot with a few clever prompts.
An entire marketing operation with specialized AI workers, organized knowledge bases, professional training, established workflows, and quality-control processes.
And the copywriting department alone is a pretty ridiculous piece of machinery.
Before it starts writing, it has access to detailed information about your business.
Your customers. Your products. Your offers. Your positioning. Your brand voice. The evidence behind the claims you make.
It can study your existing content to learn how you actually communicate, so the copy sounds like YOU instead of some generic AI marketing robot.
And it maintains that information so you're not starting from scratch every time you need another ad or email.
Then there's the actual copywriting training.
I've built more than 20 years of my experience into the system, along with an extensive collection of copywriting frameworks, psychological principles, methodologies, and processes.
But here's something I think makes an enormous difference...
It doesn't just start vomiting out a mountain of copy the moment you ask it to do something.
It evaluates the request.
It checks what information is available.
If something important is missing, it can ask you questions.
Then it develops an initial direction for you to review.
You give feedback. It makes adjustments. You work through the messaging together until you're happy with it.
Once you've approved the direction, the workforce can develop the rest of the campaign around it.
The Facebook ads. The landing pages. The emails. The follow-up sequences.
Everything working from the same strategy, information, and approved messaging.
And the work goes through additional review processes to check the writing, brand voice, supporting evidence, and potential advertising-policy or compliance issues.
You still have the final say over what goes live.
That's a very different process from typing "write me 10 Facebook ads" into ChatGPT and hoping something good comes back.
And I know what you might be thinking...
"Okay, but does the work actually look any good?"
Fair question.
So I put together an entire SPEC advertising campaign for Nike using my AI marketing workforce.
Not just a couple of sample ads.
An actual campaign concept with creative, copy, landing page examples, and a complete explanation of the thinking behind it.
There's even a detailed white paper showing the research, citations, strategic decisions, and process the workforce followed to develop the campaign.
You can see the work and examine how it was created.
And you can look at other examples and feedback from people who've used the system.
I want you to be able to judge the quality for yourself before you ever spend a dollar.
Because here's the part that might interest you...
I'm now letting qualified business owners plug this same AI marketing workforce directly into their own businesses.
It's called The Agentcy of One.
It's the same workforce I'm personally using to manage my own advertising and 7 private client campaigns spending up to $400,000 a month on Meta ads.
You can direct it through chat or voice notes.
It can write your copy, create your ads, help manage your Meta campaigns, build your funnels and landing pages, and work on your email, SMS, and social media marketing.
It starts working on your instructions immediately and can continue working in the background around the clock.
When something needs your approval, it brings that decision back to you.
You can approve the work, request changes, or give it new instructions.
And you don't have to build all the training, software, knowledge bases, and workflows yourself.
I've already spent months doing that, and I continue refining the system.
If you're curious, you can first see whether your business qualifies, then look through the examples and learn more about how it works.
And if you decide you'd like to try the workforce on your own business, you can get access for 30 days for just $1.
I realize that's a pretty unusual offer.
But after everything I've built, I'd much rather let you experience what the workforce can do than ask you to believe another bunch of claims about AI.
See if The Agentcy of One is right for your business.
The qualification quiz takes less than 30 seconds:
https://academyofadvertising.com/ss-quiz